Paris Hilton (ick)

Somone please make a joke about this. Please? I can't seem to think of anything, I'm laughing to hard at it. It's like marriage is the new trend among celebrities. That and having children.

Divorce lawyers must be so happy because of this. I mean, think about how much the Hiltons would pay for their little spoiled brat to get exactly what she wants? They got her a film role, what can't they get her? Paris Hilton could probably kill someone right now, and she just might get away with it, either with daddy's money or acting simply being really stupid, and maybe flashing the jury too.